Having children is, for lack of a better word, crazy. It’s a profound experience that changes life as you know it. If it doesn’t, you’re not doing something right. It makes you question the person you thought you were and reevaluate the person you thought you wanted to be.
One of the biggest and most noticeable changes is the fact that things that were normally unacceptable to you prior to having kids all of a sudden become common place… Especially when it comes to the things you say.
The following is a list of things that I never in a million years thought that I would say to another human being… Not until I had my kids.