The proverbial water coolers were abuzz with talk of Christina Aguilera’s flawless performance of “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral this past weekend. There’s no doubt that Christina’s voice is unmatched in comparison to today’s synthesized studio edited voices that saturate the music industry today. Her performance was truly heart-felt and an awesome representation of her admiration for the fallen songstress… Unfortunately, all of that was overshadowed by the disgustingly mysterious streaks of liquid running down her leg during her performance.
It’s speculated that it was spray tan.. (God I hope it was spray tan) others are saying that her menstrual cycle had made an impromptu appearance. I’ll let you be the judge. Either way, I implore Ms. Aguilera to pull herself together. Between botched National Anthem attempts, raunchy music videos, ill-fitting outfits, and now… mysterious renegade liquids, Christina seems determined to keep her star from shining as brightly as it should.
For your sloppy ways Christina, we name you our Celebrity NON-Role Model of the Week. Please clean yourself up sweetie. We mean that figuratively and literally.
Last year Solange Knowles (you know, Beyonce’s baby sis?) shocked the world by chopping off her chemically treated locs and donning a fresh fade. We all thought that it would be a passing phase and figured that the creamy crack and hair weaves would once again become her friend. (I wouldn’t have blamed her if she had.) Not only has she not gone back to permed and processed, but she recently shot a spread in InStyle magazine rocking a high-top afro and her signature “afro-punk” style. Since signing with NEXT Model Management, Ms. Solange is beginning to come into her own and shedding the shadow that is her sister. She’s taking the fashion industry by storm and we’re not mad at her at all for it.
For holding true to who you are and proving that beauty doesn’t have to mean dyeing and frying, We Got Kidz proudly crowns you our Celebrity Role Model of the Week.
Tune in next week for more celebs you love… and love to hate.