‘Texts from My Husband’: An Amusing Collection of Private Messages

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August 13, 2012 9:00 am

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The husband and I are a strange pair. We’re creatures of habit and we revel in it, finding contentment and gratification in our every day meanderings. We find each other equally humorous – our time together usually marked by fits of laughter over the miscellaneous of things. Our children have unfortunately fallen victim to some of our antics often joining us when we break out into arbitrary acts of dancing, rapping, and singing. I swear we need our own variety show.

Our idiosyncrasies, I’ve discovered, have carried over into our text messaging. I never delete a thing and I one day found myself scrolling through messages sent to one another from months past. It struck me that the topics of our text conversations seemed to always cover one of three topics: groceries, love, and disputes. I found it hilarious that those were the only things we ever text about; and while reading the messages, I found myself laughing out loud at some of our asinine exchanges.

So for your viewing enjoyment, I’ve gotten the green light from the husband to display some of our most titillating, curious, and kooky messages sent to one another over the last few months. I’m sure we’d win the record for some of the most notable exchanges between spouses.

  • sweet aint he love and relationships
    i heart my husband love and relationships
  • circle arrow sho nutz love and relationships
    question mark sho nutz love and relationships
  • police uniform love and relationships
  • movie premier love and relationships
  • sad days computer love and relationships
    glimmer of hope computer love and relationships
    dreams dashed computer love and relationships
  
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  • Ginger G

    bahahaha these were awesome!

    • http://www.wegotkidz.com/ Kesha Chisholm

      Ha! I know right! I had no clue there was so much comedy in my cell phone. lol. Thanks for stopping by :)

  • http://ichoosethesun.com/ ichoosethesun

    Funny stuff….gott alove love tho ;-)

    • http://www.wegotkidz.com/ Kesha Chisholm

      :o )

  • http://www.coffeepotchronicles.com/ Kim

    Stopping by from SITS.

    LOL!! You guys are hilarious! And I thought my husband and I were nuts! Here’s one for you:

    Me: Uh oh. You have committed an offense that deserves flogging.
    Him: Oh what now? Beat my meat then.
    Me: You used the rest of the ground coffee.
    Him: So…there’s bean coffee.
    Me: Yea…and neither of us (referring to my dad and I) like dealing with beans. Leave the ground s**t alone.
    Him: Then get more…or grind some.
    Me: Poop.

    • http://www.wegotkidz.com/ Kesha Chisholm

      LMAO! That was freakin’ awesome! I think you guys have us beat. lol. Thanks for stopping by Kim :)

 
 
 
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