T he husband and I are a strange pair. We’re creatures of habit and we revel in it, finding contentment and gratification in our every day meanderings. We find each other equally humorous – our time together usually marked by fits of laughter over the miscellaneous of things. Our children have unfortunately fallen victim to some of our antics often joining us when we break out into arbitrary acts of dancing, rapping, and singing. I swear we need our own variety show.
Our idiosyncrasies, I’ve discovered, have carried over into our text messaging. I never delete a thing and I one day found myself scrolling through messages sent to one another from months past. It struck me that the topics of our text conversations seemed to always cover one of three topics: groceries, love, and disputes. I found it hilarious that those were the only things we ever text about; and while reading the messages, I found myself laughing out loud at some of our asinine exchanges.
So for your viewing enjoyment, I’ve gotten the green light from the husband to display some of our most titillating, curious, and kooky text messages sent to one another over the last few months. I’m sure we’d win the record for some of the most notable exchanges between spouses.
[I’m the green bubbles. My husband’s texts are the grey ones.]